right now he’s probably buying her some fruity li’l drink cos she can’t shoot whisky

Passiveaggressivenotes.com
Perfect for when you wake up cranky and need release.
And what might make one cranky, you might ask? Noticing that in September 2009, one wrote a total of TWO, count ‘em, TWO blog posts.
What the hell is wrong with me.

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if you can pick it up, you can put it down

So my blog is pretty much the deadest it’s ever been. Relationships aren’t exactly good for productivity and I’m pretty sure my readership is down to two. No matter, I never gave a damn about those things anyway.
What I do care about is that I used to get the urge to write almost everyday and [...]

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in which i compare being in an ldr with being a vegetarian

I don’t understand people sometimes.
I don’t understand the people who say ‘Long distance relationships can work’ and then go on to cite their own on-going ldrs as examples. I don’t mean to put these people down because they must be doing something right if their still keeping long distance fires alive. God knows that [...]

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the luxury of colliding landscapes

I spent the last few hours writing chinese characters and now I am seeing double. I swear, the price of learning chinese is ruined eyesight. A lot of frustration. Tearing out of hair. Random bursts of violent temper.
Someone went back to brazil and brought back a suitcase of havaianas, just as mine are dying. [...]

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calendar girl who’s in love with the world, stay alive…

Me (while surrounded by a blizzard of government forms and official guidelines): How the hell did your friend manage to decipher all this goddamn red tape?
Sister: Oh, he paid someone to do it.
My first thought: you can pay someone to do all this for you??? My second thought: Hallelujah, you can pay someone to do [...]

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twilight and feminism

I just finished reading Twilight and I was going to write a long, ranty post on all the things about it that I find extremely disturbing. Then I did a quick Google search and realised that people have been there and done that already.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sarah-seltzer/twilight-sexual-longing-i_b_117927.html
http://thechicktionary.com/post/60724571/twilight-as-fundie-girl-wet-dream-lit-spoilers
http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/16/twilight-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way/
http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/23/twilight-a-follow-up-and-a-promise/
Who in their right mind would allow teenage girls to read this [...]

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wooohoooo

I PASSED EVERYTHING! I’M GOING TO GRADUATE!
Now to decide what I want to do with my life….

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schoolies week makes me feel old

BarelyLegalCousin: BAR HOPPING TONIGHT!
Wtf. I find it significant that I now no longer eat Hungry Jacks burgers, char koay teow from chilipadi or scrambled eggs on toast because I’ve spewed them all in reverse. When you see something that used to be food mixed with your insides all over the toilet bowl, it tends to [...]

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randomness

- Every one should immediately go out and rent/buy/steal and watch Mona Lisa Smile and Frida. Because they are damned good movies and because I think I have a girl-crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal.
- From old blog: When you begin every day feeling like a fucking corpse, just getting out of bed is accomplishment enough. The [...]

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she loves you yeah yeah yeah

The past is our definition. We may strive, with good reason, to escape it or to escape what is bad in it, but we will escape it only by adding something better to it. – Wendell Berry.
I’m listening to The Beatles radio stream on lastfm and it is good.

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